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list of phrases to absolutely not tell a (e) single (unless you want to be offered a pedicure cementitious rapid effect in an institute found, unexpectedly, of course, on a bridge):

- Sentence 1: "It's your unconscious ! In fact you're not ready (e) to live a true love story. "

You know what you said my case Freud's unconscious of my two? You're right, I'm not ready (e) to live as a couple, but I love being evil I torture the spirit with the distressing fact of being alone (e)!

- sentence 2: "Be patient (e), although you'll end up finding someone who will love you! "

see Why yes, 70 brooms, when I face furrowed with wrinkles, hair coming out of ears / white poodle perm purplish and prostheses in all my joints! After all, I always wanted to keep me true love, to share my grave. It is the romance or I'm wrong !

- sentence 3: "But must say you do not work! "

My plan untenable my horrendous workouts / epilation financially ruinous and my wardrobe Thank you for being called "no effort"! Geug-naaah!

- Sentence 4: " Stop dreaming too, you know, true love does not exist. "

Okéééé. Thank you! Since you're such good advice that you advise me to do: hanging, gas, a drop from the top of the cliff?

- sentence 5: "You go out with anyone ? "

If so, with my dog when he wants to pee, but I admit that this situation I am not really satisfied ... yes I'm sorry demanding.

- sentence 6: " You're single?" so that I understand! "

Why not crush your cigarette in my ears? oh sorry you already move the knife in my wound.

- sentence 7: " But wait, you're cute (e), intelligent (e), cultivated (e) and funny. How is it that you're still alone (e)? "

Bah-what I can do to me if others prefer to go out with ugly people, stupid, without interest and gloomy?

- sentence # 8 "You're not accessible, there's your problem! "

Nah it's just that I always forget my sign: "I seek a soul mate, pity, love me, my number is 06-20-7 .... "

And then this annoying habit of dressing so much that mug by walking naked!

- Sentence 9: ( with your silly ) " Me I'm sure sure sure sure sure you'll find someone! "

And I'm sure sure sure sure sure you tell me some shit!

- sentence 10: " There's lots of people in tones case. "

My poo yes!

Besides, we are one big community that meets weekly to support each other ... because it is not with jerks box (s) you like that .....

- Phrase 11: "Ah 're sad, you feel alone (e) you want to talk ... Oops sorry I interrupt you, I have my friend who sends me an sms. "

Go to hell you and your sow!

PS: This text, if born of my twisted little brain, is based on "Hell Lists" compiled by Petronilla goddess on his beulogue ( http://beulogue.free.fr/blog/ ), a site full of humor and the 17th degree of cynicism. Visit this blog It is certainly afford a good slice of fun to comical situations forces already experienced!

colin ° o O ° o , ° .