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Demand: Laurent Baby-Sitters DELAHOUSSE

rating for Lawrence DELAHOUSSE: This is joke! if you ever (Yes I tu te ^ ^) you feel the desire, let me request you can be sure I'll marry you but then now!!

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" WHY is there no stories, children's story where the characters ... well ... they prefer to share their beautiful carriages with other protagonists of the same sex ? is missing desperately short of imagination ...

And I think it's wrong, it is not preparing the brats of the future world that awaits them and their rich diversity . After all, gay Prince Charming Or mermaids lesbians , it would make sure the kids get wasted!

I hear: " it in just a rally to our cause" , bah you see that the idea is not silly ^ ^.

could push the concept one step further in its goal of tolerance with vegetarian wolf, little snowmen gingerbread diabetics, Goldilocks living in a stepfamily and dragons Red (begone fun to say "Red-haired" to a fire-eater!) .

And think about those little boys or those girls who do not recognize themselves in these stories that narrated their evening in the palm of their beds. Wondering if 7 dwarfs joined together by a desire for men of gay activism communitarian , if bizarre because their hearts already battered imagine that Donkeyskin and Cinderella could not caring for the Knight and fend nothing between girls .
More seriously, there is a place for themselves in a world where e prince always ends with a princess ... "

PS: This is of course a joke, but to think anyway ...

colin ° o O ° O o °. °

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Oh joy of technological progress!

"With these new and wonderful 3D TV

I'll be able to subdue all movies with Romain Duris

and have the illusion of being able to touch,

me curl up against him,

me hang around his neck,

stroking his chest manly

make him kisses and hugs,

to kiss his lips burning with desire,

to embrace tenderly, to ...

.................

.....

PS: Double-click the image to enlarge if necessary, I promise this is the last time I write in very small! ;

colin oOo ° o ° O °.

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list of phrases to absolutely not tell a (e) single (unless you want to be offered a pedicure cementitious rapid effect in an institute found, unexpectedly, of course, on a bridge):

- Sentence 1: "It's your unconscious ! In fact you're not ready (e) to live a true love story. "

You know what you said my case Freud's unconscious of my two? You're right, I'm not ready (e) to live as a couple, but I love being evil I torture the spirit with the distressing fact of being alone (e)!

- sentence 2: "Be patient (e), although you'll end up finding someone who will love you! "

see Why yes, 70 brooms, when I face furrowed with wrinkles, hair coming out of ears / white poodle perm purplish and prostheses in all my joints! After all, I always wanted to keep me true love, to share my grave. It is the romance or I'm wrong !

- sentence 3: "But must say you do not work! "

My plan untenable my horrendous workouts / epilation financially ruinous and my wardrobe Thank you for being called "no effort"! Geug-naaah!

- Sentence 4: " Stop dreaming too, you know, true love does not exist. "

Okéééé. Thank you! Since you're such good advice that you advise me to do: hanging, gas, a drop from the top of the cliff?

- sentence 5: "You go out with anyone ? "

If so, with my dog when he wants to pee, but I admit that this situation I am not really satisfied ... yes I'm sorry demanding.

- sentence 6: " You're single?" so that I understand! "

Why not crush your cigarette in my ears? oh sorry you already move the knife in my wound.

- sentence 7: " But wait, you're cute (e), intelligent (e), cultivated (e) and funny. How is it that you're still alone (e)? "

Bah-what I can do to me if others prefer to go out with ugly people, stupid, without interest and gloomy?

- sentence # 8 "You're not accessible, there's your problem! "

Nah it's just that I always forget my sign: "I seek a soul mate, pity, love me, my number is 06-20-7 .... "

And then this annoying habit of dressing so much that mug by walking naked!

- Sentence 9: ( with your silly ) " Me I'm sure sure sure sure sure you'll find someone! "

And I'm sure sure sure sure sure you tell me some shit!

- sentence 10: " There's lots of people in tones case. "

My poo yes!

Besides, we are one big community that meets weekly to support each other ... because it is not with jerks box (s) you like that .....

- Phrase 11: "Ah 're sad, you feel alone (e) you want to talk ... Oops sorry I interrupt you, I have my friend who sends me an sms. "

Go to hell you and your sow!

PS: This text, if born of my twisted little brain, is based on "Hell Lists" compiled by Petronilla goddess on his beulogue ( http://beulogue.free.fr/blog/ ), a site full of humor and the 17th degree of cynicism. Visit this blog It is certainly afford a good slice of fun to comical situations forces already experienced!

colin ° o O ° o , ° .

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colin

(drawing pencil paper , July 2o1o)